Tye-Dye and Ritalin

I've got two good stories to tell you guys! One is a Sherry story and the other is a baseball story.

In Chemistry today, Froemming was giving us the specific details on tye-dying, which we are going to do next week. We he was done, he said that after we were done, we have to wear the tye-dyed clothes next Friday for a grade. Sherry was in shock. She was freaking out. She was trying to come up with ways to get away with not wearing the clothes, but she failed. I suggested that she buy a white Hollister shirt and then dye it, but she just ignored me. She is afraid of the idea of not wearing Hollister everyday. Poor her.

As for the baseball story, the Turner varsety team had to play the Brodhead JV team because the entire varsety team got suspended for the rest of the season. Apparently, the catcher for the varsety team had ADD, so he had to have Ritalin patches, but Ritalin, when used on someone without ADD, is like crack. So, the catcher gave patches to everyone else on the team to get them 'pumped up' for games. Naturally, they all got caught. Naughty boys.