Awake

This movie sounds so awesome!!! I can't wait to see it. Is it a bad thing to thing of Hayden Christensen as Anakin Skywalker sometimes during that preview, because when he said "mother", I about burst a lung laughing so hard.

Rhymes Are Fun!!

I totalky redid the 'Man From Peru' poem and made it my own. It rocks.

There once was a man from Japan,
Who had a wife named Diane,
He once sniffed a daisy,
Which made him all crazy,
And then he got hit by a van.

I told you.

Anyway, I was just skimming the Internet randomly and found the most exciting news ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Twilight movie is coming out next year on the 12th of December!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, it is far away, but it is right next ot my birthday. Now I don't have to worry about what to do next year. Along with that, I read the summary of the movie from Summit Entertainment. It was a pretty good summary, for movies anyway, until it got to the part about James, Laurent, and Victoria coming.

They don't even mention Victoria!! She probably got cut. Bad move. And they also called James and Laurent "the Cullens' mortal vampire enemies".

Chuck Norris, they put themselves in a hole there!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, Liz? I hope your feeling better. Do you still want that Star Wars CD?

Presents! Bella!

My mom is so thoughtful you guys! She just told me what one of my birthday/Christmas presents is going to be. It's..... A TOILET!!!!!

I know right? It is so cool!! I've been wanting one for ages! How someone can be so kind is beyond me.

Some news that I have found, they have cast Bella for the Twilight movie! It is some girl names Kristen Stewart. She was in that kid move Zathura (which I saw!!!) and she was the bitch older sister, but a part from that, nothing else. She looks really mean in all the pictures of her that I've seen, but maybe she plays the part well.
Picture!!


Nobody goes on the blogs anymore and it makes me sad. I guess the fact that we see each other everyday at school makes blogging a bit harder.

I'm Not Impressed

As you have all heard, the middle school is doing Willy Wonka for there play. Personally, I am gloating right now. We got to do a kick ass show and they get to do the strangest movie-turned-musical thing I've ever heard of.

We are going to rock the socks off of everyone opening night. This weekend is going to be party centeral!!!!!

Update: I read this funny passage(from an UNKNOWN source) and I didn't want to make a new post, so there!!

Hypothetically, would developing new powers be a sign of weird things to come? Or is this just par for the course? Hypothetically. Like, what if I suddenly had the ability to grow ice cream cones out of my shoes? Hypothetically.

Sup Homes!!!

My dad just made me eat a mystery substance, and do you want to know what it was?

Brown seaweed!!!! In a jelly form!!!!! AHHHHH!!!!!

I Have Proof of the Poor Souls That Live in Out World!!!

This post has no purpose except to show you this video. If you want to read about my adventures of being sick, read the Hierarchy blog. NOW LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!

UPDATE: Okay, so this post does have a purpose now, thanks to a happy reviewer named 'hater'. Creative, I know.

This is documented evidence of the thoughtful acts this 'hater' said, and the reaction of dear old me!!


hahah. 1000 reads...wowhow. i myself have an account and have a story with about three chapters. one shapter alone had a thousand reviews, and atleast 10 reviews. this is no good. seventeen reviews with seven chapters? and i'm the first hater, surprising. you should get a banner so your story at least LOOKS good. haha. pathetic. and hate on me. go ahead. do it. respond mean and nasty. doesn't change anything honey. and don't even try to hurt me. i've lived in the ghetto my entire life. doesn't work anymore. last words. i promise. this sucks. i want my ten minutes of life back.

Author's Response: Thanks for the review! Congrats on calling yourself my first 'hater', but I can assure you, you are not alone.

I bet that makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. I know I do!!!

I did get a banner, thanks to a great fan. ;)

Hmmm... pathetic indeed.

Does it fill you with happiness that I want to be your friend, despite your cruel words? I know that there is a benevolent person in your soul, and I want to help bring that out!

So what do you say! I think we should gain back those lost "10 minutes of your life" by starting a happy friendship, where we can shutdown all of the friendly people on this site!

All aboard!!

I forgot to point out the spelling mistakes 'hater' made. Oops. ;)
And in my poor health too!!!! lmao