Blogging Hiatus

The Murray Report is going to be put on hold for a week, because my parents are taking me to my cabin for a WEEK !!! It sucks.

You guys can post all you like though and email me, but I won't answer it till next Sunday.

I hate this. There isn't any phone service up there and I can't go on the Internet!!! Save me someone.

A Secret Past Time of Murray's Revealed

Okay, the cat is out of the bag. Murray has to admitt her secret passion, and that is street dancing. And sadly, she is pretty darn good.

What you are about to see are a bunch of posers that are copying all my moves.

You guys are about to get served.

Next Movie Night

Oh...my...God. I thought I was literally joking, but it is for really. This poster made me laugh more then any of the videos I have seen on YouTube. We have got to watch this for Movie Night.

Special Notes:
1. Under the star it says 'Heart of a Boy'
2. You can get a 'Clear Clasp Style Zac Rhinestone Sliding Charm Bracelet'



This hurts my eyes. He looks like he is going to kiss the horse.

I'm going to die laughing, and there is more too.
This is TO good.

The Ultimate Showdown!

My brother found this and it is hilarious!

Some Twilight Fans Over-Do It

Jelly intregued me when she started talking about her Twilight video, so I went on a magical journey to find others like it. What a journey it was!

I would like to thank Jelly for leading me in the right direction, but I guess I got a bit side-tracked. I had a feeling I was lost when I found a Twilight video, in German.

I did find the video with the Mean Girls clip, the one where there was a fire on the schools front lawn, but I think I found an even better one.

Lets just say that Edward does a lame pick-up line, James has a mohawk, Edward and Bella frolic through the woods, and Edward lays the smack-down. Try not to laugh to hard.

The Cat Is Out of the Bag

It is a lesser known fact, but Murray has horrible bed head in the morning. You might think that since I'm so perky at Driver's Ed and such, you would think I'm a morning person, but no. My parents snapped this picture of me this morning when I just got up. As you can see, I was really p*****d off.

Does my hair really look like that from the back?

I will give 100 Murray points to whoever can guess correctly WHAT that is.

(Update): Jelly has got it! It is Kreacher. Give the lady a prize.

Murray Is Now a Proud Employee of Weasleys' Wizarding Wheezes

The scores are in! Murray has received her WOMBAT scores and has received, drum roll please... an ACCEPTABLE!!!! It even says on the results sheet that I can apply for a job and Weasleys' Wizarding Wheezes, which I did. Fred and George are really funny. I get to keep some things for free, just because I work there!

All of this is stated in the fine print right here ->->->->->->->

Read'm and weep.

Hierarchy Royalty

OK guys, Murray doesn't want to sound self centered, so I'm going to comment about everyone's blog right now. (This doesn't have an order, so it won't seem like I'm picking favorites.)

First, the Hierarchy Blog. Well, I have to say, it is our gathering spot, Jelly has put a lot of work into her blog and really helps those monarchs who are a little behind on the times. Her most recent one, about Edward pwning all, is a little absurd I think, but that's her business.
http://higherarchy.blogspot.com/

Second, the Life & Times of Rio. This one is high up on my list because Jenny has put a VIDEO on her blog. It's the one she personally made at the Stroll. It brings tears to my eyes its so perfect. I also like her pictures of her cat and the muffins. It makes me think of the muffins video.
http://blahblahjenny.blogspot.com/

Third, *Liane*. Oh Liane. Her life is literally to the extreme. She has been to a concert, she went to the hospital(not for her), she is posting(=]]]), and she is extremely bored. Amazing! Extraordinary! Well, we both are in love with Fang, so we got to stick together.
http://lianemills.blogspot.com/

And last but not least(sort of), is the Bookclub Blog. Okay, so this blog isn't really one that gets updates all the time, but it is a blog created by one of our very own. I don't really have much else to say about this one, except, CAN ANYONE LEND ME FEELING SORRY FOR CELIA!!!
http://beloitbookclub.blogspot.com/

*sigh* all of our monarchs are spreading their roots and creating blogs, updating them constantly and getting more and more creative. For all of you other monarchs out there, you guys are missing out!

Cole Is An Ass

I got home today and I got on the computer for like an hour, and then he just puts me in a freaking head-lock, just because I told him I'd be off the computer in 5 minutes other than now.

(Insert profane describing word of your choice)

My life has many different twists and turns don't you think?

I'm starting to hate that picture of Cole with his arm around me. I'm starting to think it never happened.

Emerson Is My Future Husband!

You guys, I have arranged my wedding for the future you guys, and I am marrying EMERSON!!!

Saturday was SSSOOOO cool! We were kind of in the back, but it was worth it. We even got there and hour early.

I was wearing my Notre Dame shirt, and he commented on it when I asked him a question. YES!

He didn't really know my aunt, but whatever.

GO IRISH!

I'll get pictures from the event online as soon as possible.

(Update): Jenny is the bridesmaid. She called it.

Well, here I am. It's Rio. :]

I Think King Arthur Has A PROPOSITION!!

Oh my gosh!

The funniest thing happened to me while I was waiting for Rio's mom to pick me up from Driver's Ed.

I was just skimming the movie channels, like I always do, when all of the sudden, CAMELOT was on! I burst out laughing because, duh, that was the most rediculious movie that we ever saw in middle school.

I can't believe I almost forgot about that movie. It is such a classic.

Yeah right, more like a class-SUCK!

OH BURN!!

It's Friday! Wooo!

I love Fridays. Mostly because I have a long break from Driver's Ed.

I doodled again to the max, courtesy of Rio and Murray.

I don't know how I'm going to survive another week of Driver's Ed. It is totally lame. I just pass notes with Jelly and doodle with Jenny the whole time. And Mr. South doesn't even care! WTF!!!!

Oh well. I shouldn't be complaining. I don't really feel like learning, so messing around while a really old guy tells dumb stories with his horrible trucker-drawl isn't so bed.

I just wish I could sleep instead.

I will doodle again next week, just for all you fine folks out there.

HI EVERYONE!

yay.
i can post!!!
woohoooooo.

Hey.

Sophia, I'm here. What more do you want. lol. jk.

Everybody Get Up and Sing!

LA LA BLAH BLAH

TEE HA TEE HA

Yes my fine feathered friends, Driver's Ed has lowered itself to SING-ALONGS!!!!!!!!!

It is quite patheitc really. It was a video that had these kids, Chris, Kathy Lee, Sarah, and Oms (the most rediculious name ever!) raping and lip-singing to songs about semis. Don't ask me WHY I know the kids names, but aparently that is all I'm ever going to get out of the class.

I wish my name was Oms.

Don't Go In The No Zones!

Being 15 1/2 Rocks!

Well guys, Murray has past a milestone in life. It seems like just yesterday when Murray got out of diapers. But now, it is a downing of a new age.

Murray has her TEMPS!! (I had to change it because everyone was all up in my grill about it.)

I know what your thinking, who in their right minds would send such a loose-canon/hyperactive/all-around wierdo onto the roads.

All I can say is, look out world, Murray's coming(in a really spunky white Mini Cooper, convertable, satallite radio).

I think I'm going to but a bumper sticker that says, "My other car is a horcrux."

OMG! The Foo Fighters are Addicting.

There are a lot of addicting bands out there. I'm mean come on, with 1997, Wolfmother, and Coldplay, they would spare us just this once, but no.

The Foo Fighters has entered Murray's inner circle.

Murray has literally spent 3 hours today listening to them none stop.

This involved jumping around, shouting, and leaving a very complicated voice mail

to her father with Foo Fighters in the background.

They have been around a while, but as all of you know, Murray is really behind on the times.

Now leave Murray alone so she can listen to more Foo Fighters!

Happy Birthday Liane!

I almost forgot! What kind of people are we. I would just like to say that the staff at the Murray Report are busy people and we just forget things.
Sorry, I'm rambling.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LIANE!!!!! IT WAS ON THE 17th. OOPS.

Go and get worshiped by angels, get a trophy, or something.

Happy Father's Day also.

Place Your Bets!

Ah, gambling, one of the finest sins in America.
It feeds our craving to know that we are better than others.
We here at the Murray Report cherish this fact and have composed this little bet for all of you.

Many of you may think that Mr. Richmond is an intellectual English teacher,

others think he is a pathetic excuse of a life-form.

Well, paganism apparently is the only test to prove intelligence.

Screw you IQ Test!

PLEASE PLACE VOTES ON WHETHER OR NOT MR. RICHMOND KNOWS ABOUT PAGANISM OR NOT.

I would appreciate the participation.

Poll closes on July 1st, so make up your mind already!

A Week of Turkey Necks

Oh my God! I have had to deal with so much pain and suffering the week school ended.

The highlight of the horrors, Driver's Ed.

The Rock Valley Driver's School is quite frankly, a joke. Our instructor, Mr. South, is a very interesting person, but we'll get more into that later. (HA HA)

I got so bored of the class, I even doodled in a notebook all week. All the images you see to the left are curtesy of the Murray and Jenny.