Chuck Norris Joke of the Day

Chuck Norris once bowled a 300. Without a ball. He wasn't even in a bowling alley.

Saturday, May 31, 2008

Drunk People

Last night was scary. Really scary. I got home and my mom had a bunch of people over. I was forced to hide in my room for hours. I was gonna stay there for a while longer, but then I was summoned down. They wanted me to play piano for me. My hand still hurts from that. After that, I made a huge mistake. I told her about today, about you guys coming over to play Rock Band. My mom, who was of course a little drunk at the time, had a strike of inspiration and made me teach Rock Band to all of her drunk friends. We only made it through one song, Say It Ain't So, because everybody sucked, royally.

Sunday, May 18, 2008

My 17 B-Day is Going to Be Awesome

It is still in the developement mode, but I am probably going to LONDON for my birthday and Christmas! BOOSH!

How was A New Brain? And Narnia(don't give anything away)?

You guys should have come to the jazz thing. It was awesome. We all wore sunglasses and had our music blow all over the place cuz it was so windy. Afterwards was fun too. We had a coook-out at McKearn and a soccor game too. The cook-out was fun. We ran out of matches so Nate had to ride his bike home to get a lighter. While we waited, Joe and Carl climbed a tree and Marcus and Micheal throw sticks and kicked soccor balls at them. Mykel spilled the beans(literally) and Nate almost throw-up a beef nugget. The soccor game was okay. I really suck at soccor, but I guess they didn't kow that, since Mykel made me a midfielder, which is someone who runs the most. Plus side, so was Dan.;) My team lost. It wasn't a surprise since the other team had Matt Santas(who, when he was a goalie at one point, managed to score), and Jose Perez(shocker there).

Friday, May 9, 2008

Tye-Dye and Ritalin

I've got two good stories to tell you guys! One is a Sherry story and the other is a baseball story.

In Chemistry today, Froemming was giving us the specific details on tye-dying, which we are going to do next week. We he was done, he said that after we were done, we have to wear the tye-dyed clothes next Friday for a grade. Sherry was in shock. She was freaking out. She was trying to come up with ways to get away with not wearing the clothes, but she failed. I suggested that she buy a white Hollister shirt and then dye it, but she just ignored me. She is afraid of the idea of not wearing Hollister everyday. Poor her.

As for the baseball story, the Turner varsety team had to play the Brodhead JV team because the entire varsety team got suspended for the rest of the season. Apparently, the catcher for the varsety team had ADD, so he had to have Ritalin patches, but Ritalin, when used on someone without ADD, is like crack. So, the catcher gave patches to everyone else on the team to get them 'pumped up' for games. Naturally, they all got caught. Naughty boys.

Sunday, May 4, 2008

The KKK? In Willy Wonka?

Yeah, thanks to Jenny and Gabrielle, whenever someone asks me how the middle school play went, I will just remember the scene were the grandparents look like KKK members. I am scared now.

I was wondering...does anyone want to come over tomorrow after school? It wouldn't be a whole day thing sadly, cause I have a game, but it would be fun!

Think about it...

Play this game! It's awesome! http://www.winterrowd.com/maze/

Megan(pssh freshman), John, Monica(pssh freshman), Jelly, Leroy, ME!!!, and EMERSON!!!!!!!!!!!

Megan(pssh freshman), John, Monica(pssh freshman), Jelly, Leroy, ME!!!, and EMERSON!!!!!!!!!!!