Chuck Norris Joke of the Day

Chuck Norris once bowled a 300. Without a ball. He wasn't even in a bowling alley.

Thursday, July 31, 2008

Babbling

God, I have I Kissed A Girl by Katy Perry stuck in my head. I have no idea why, but it is getting SOOOO annoying!

I just watched Children of Men. It was AWESOME!!!!!! I LOVE Clive Owen. He is one of my favorite actors, which makes that movie even cooler! It is so realistic though...

Breaking Dawn is coming out tomorrow! Yes!!!!! I'm wearing my goth corset to the release. I feel like such a rebel.

The only Kanye West song I like, because Chris Martin from Coldplay is in it!

Monday, July 28, 2008

That Is So Cuil

Are you sick of Google?

Do you wish there was something other search engine you could use?

How about cuil.com? It's from the guy who came up with Google! Isn't that cuil!

Anyway...if you're bored and looking for a quick laugh, go to http://www.freewebs.com/twilightunraveled/forum.htm

It is Monica's Twilight forum. The only people that post on it are me and her. She tries to come up with cool, I mean cuil, theories, but I always shoot them down. WARNING! Some of the topics kind of jump the posts around, so you have to figure out which came first.

Saturday, July 26, 2008

Happy Holidays from Your Friendly Demonic Balloon

I had no idea I actually recorded this.

From Punishment to Freedom

As you all know I got in trouble for saying fuck in an email and lost all rights to anything. As you've probably noticed, however, I'm back! And alone! That's right folks! My entire family is gone for the weekend, leaving me at home alone to do whatever the hell I want!

That just goes to show how wimpy punishment is in my family.

We should watch this movie for the next movie night.


I watched it a few days ago, and I couldn't stop laughing!

Saturday, July 19, 2008

I'm Leaving...Again

Yes my friends, it is about that time of the year when I contimplate suicide. Jk, but seriously, I'm leaving again for a volleyball camp, and I'm not coming home till Wednesday. AM I EVER HOME!?!?!?!

As you probably noticed, I wasn't here when you guys went to see Dark Knight. I was at the cabin, burning myself in grief. As a result, I have burned only the right side of my back and not the left. Curious. Hope the movie was good.

Until Wednesday.

Thursday, July 17, 2008

And You Thought Your Siblings Were Bad...

When I got back from camp, I found out that Cole was grounded for a month. I didn't ask why, because I didn't care. But today I asked my dad. Apparently, Cole stole some alcohol from the basement, brought it up to the cabin, and got drunk with his friends. He denied it at first, but admitted to it after realizing that my parents weren't fools.

I am ashamed of Cole, and right now, he has lost all the trust I had had in him.

Word to My N-Words

Since you have already seen me and spoken to me, for the most part, I will make my 'Hey, I'm back!' schpell(sp?) short and sweet.


Hey, I'm back!


I'm sorry ya'll, but I have to leave again next week for a volleyball camp that I completely forgot about. I really don't want to go, but I have no choice.

Ummm...what else should I say...ummm...how about nothing?

Megan(pssh freshman), John, Monica(pssh freshman), Jelly, Leroy, ME!!!, and EMERSON!!!!!!!!!!!

Megan(pssh freshman), John, Monica(pssh freshman), Jelly, Leroy, ME!!!, and EMERSON!!!!!!!!!!!