Game Time

I'm sure most of you have heard of Make the Connection on Mugglecast. For those of you who don't, it is where you have to make a connection between Harry Potter and something completely random, and it could be anything.

Well, Lop-lop and I have made our own version. It's called Make the Connection: Twilight. Lame title, but you have to make a connection between Twilight and something random as well. Now for the fun part. I am going to give each of you a connection and I want you to answer your own, NOT SOMEONE ELSES!!!

Okay. Here we go. I'll make it easy on you guys.
Jelly - Twilight and when your house burns down.
Jenny - Twilight and when your computer breaks down on you.
Liane - Twilight and when the fact that guys watch to much sports.
Hilary - Twilight and a spider on your ceiling.
Liz - Twilight and when someone calls you a bad name.
Murray - Twilight and when you loss your favorite blanket.

Tell me if you want harder ones. Only the strong survive.

By popular demand! The Chelsea Dagger music video! Includes prostitutes dancing around all over the place and some questionable phrases.

I Rule At Fan-Fictions

WHY DID YOU GUYS GO SHOPPING WITHOUT LOP-LOP AND I!!!!! Does this mean we're not going tomorrow? Thanks a lot you guys. I bet you didn't go to a Jelly Belly factory though! Ha! Take that!

Pshh... I rule. I wrote a few fan-fictions on fanfiction.net, and I'm a hit. I mean, really, I posted one of my stories, Breaking All The Rules, last weekend, and I got 816 hits for it. My other in has 139, but it's a work in process. As you can see by those amazing stats, I am amazing. I even inspired a gay guy to write a song-fic. Isn't that nice? And he thinks I'm a guy too. I'm not sure about that...



I saw you Thumbel!

1997 is Coming to Chicago!

They are going to be in Chicago September 20Th! I want to get tickets! I mean, really, why wouldn't you want to see them. They took time out of their busy schedules to play 'Water's Edge' on the side of the highway. Now that is commitment.

Hillary, I might be able to come to your party next week! Woo! Party like its 1997!

Frustration!!!

I can't believe I still write fan fiction. I just can't stop! I even wrote a new one called Breaking All The Rules. It is confusing, I'm not even gonna try to explain it.

The worst part is, I can't update it because I have been recently labeled an 'un-trusted author' by harrypotterfanfiction.com. I mean come on! What did I do wrong?! I was able to post one chapter so far, and people like it too! Why is that such a bad thing? Why am I a un-trusted author? Throw me a freaking bone here!


This song is impossible on Guitar Hero 2.

I Have A Wierd Taste of Music

Thank God though. It makes it interesting when I listen to my iPod on random. It also gave me the idea for my song-fic. For those of you who don't know, a sonf-fic is a fan fiction that is centered around a song. I have read so many moopy song-fics and it gets really annoying, trust me. So I took matteres into my own hands, and wrote a song-fic of my own. It is SO serious, not.
Enjoy Attack of the Song-Fics: Chapter 1: School's Out.
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Well, we got no choice
All the girls and boys
Nobody was paying attention during History of Magic. Maybe because it was the last class of the year. Maybe because it was History of Magic. Who knows?
Makin' all that noise
'Cause they found new toys
Ron, looking around cautiously, slowly reached into his bag and pulled out what looked like a firework. He made a motion to Harry, who pulled out a small silver box thing. Ron put the firework out and signaled to Harry. Of course, Harry wanted to be different and special, so he flicked the lighter and started the fuse on the firework the Muggle way. Nobody saw it coming. The firework exploded, shooting flames everywhere. It was the exact same firework the Weasley twins set off so many years ago. The problem was that the twins set it off in a big corridor, where as Ron, who was clearly not thinking, set it off in a small classroom full of people.
Well, we can't salute ya
Can't find a flag
If that don't suit ya
That's a drag
Professor Binns, who would have continued talking even if a bomb went off, continued teaching even though all Hell was breaking loose around him.
“RUN!” Ron shouted. Everyone throw the doors open, right when the final bell went off.
Since Hogwarts was a very…different school, everyone stopped what they were doing, and started singing and dancing.
School’s out for summer
School’s out forever
School’s been blow to pieces
Everybody was now on the grounds know, still singing and dancing. The fireworks had finally gotten out of Professor Binns’s classroom and were shooting out of windows all over Hogwarts. It looked like a scene from a concert. Even Filch was having fun, doing back-flips with Dumbledore across the grounds.
No more pencils
No more books
No more teachers’ dirty looks
Snape suddenly walked up to all the aspiring Zac Efron’s and Ashley Tisdale’s and roared in a very important voice. “WHAT IS THIS RUMPOUS?!”
Without further ado, he was soon being pelted with quills, which are very pointy, and heavy books, successfully knocking him out.
Dumbledore gave the students a very parental look and said, “Now, now children. What did I tell you about attacking your teachers?”
All the students then replied, “Tell them to duck first.”
“That’s right.” Dumbledore said happily.
Well, we got no class
And we got no principles
And we got no innocence
We can't even think of a word that rhymes
All the students then started breaking all the rules. And I mean ALL the rules. Most of Hufflepuff started playing soccer with Nearly-Headless Nick’s head while Draco and Pansy started doing… uhh…inappropriate thing on the lawn. Nobody didn’t even notice Professor Trelawney kill Mrs. Norris.
School’s out for summer
School’s out forever
School’s been blow to pieces
The fireworks must have gotten to Flitwick’s secret rum stash, because all of the sudden, Hogwarts blew up! Piece of the castle started to rain down on the students, but the magic of song-and-dance made the pieces of castle ricochet off to London, making most of the Londoners think the sky was falling.
No more pencils
No more books
No more teachers’ dirty looks
Snape was waking up from unconsciousness when Dumbledore finally remembered that he was supposed to be dead. He ran over to Snape and began to throw more things at Snape, before sticking his tongue out at the dead Snape and then ascended to Heaven.
Out for summer
Out 'til fall
We might not go back at all
Everyone was singing again and celebrating, because Hogwarts was now a hole in the ground, and everyone was thinking of was to push all their enemies off glaciers at Durmstrong.
School's out forever
School's out for summer
School's out with fever
School's out completely
The Ford Anglia then drove out of the Forbidden Forest. It was drown by the music and had just recently watched Grease. Harry, Ron, and Hermione had been waiting to make a spectacular exit, so after they blow off the roof of the Ford Anglia and painted it white, they hopped into the car and drove off into the sunset.

Attack of the Song Fics

I really hate song fics. I don't know why, but I have never read one that I liked, so I'm going to take matters into my own hands.

I am going to spoof song fics. I will also mix characters around from different stories so it gets interesting. I know what my first characteris, so I need your help on picking the song.

Here are the choices:
Brass Monkey by Beastie Boys
God is a DJ by Pink
Carwash
or some other song off my iPod at random

You can suggest a song too.

I Found It!!!! OH Crap!!

Noooooooooooooo!!! I find the Pretender music video on YouTube and I put it on the blog, but you know what, the stupid record company and to get rid of it because of 'copyright laws'. Damn! And I was so close too...

Not that anyone cares or anything. I've seen the looks on your faces. You care NOTHING about my Foo Fighter fixation. Don't deny it. You guys are bad at lying.

Now that I'm done with my angsty meltdown, I'm gonna go throw myself into a vat of hot wax.

Can you see me? Yeah, I'm the one in the water.

I've Cooled Off

Sense I can't find the The Pretender music video, I'm going to present another band that has dazzled me(HA HA). They are a bunch of Aussies called The Fratellis. Their sort of a big thing over-seas. I have to admit, it is kind of a turn-off that they sing about prostitutes all the time, but they are awesome. If you get past the lyrics, their music is original and addicting. This is a live show of Henrietta(the song of the day). The original music video sucks though, so I'll spare you from that.

Tell Me This Doesn't Pump You Up

Okay. The music video for The Pretender is coming out tomorrow, and I am so excited! I saw a clip of it and I was squealing! So, in honor of the Eve of The Pretenders music video release, I present Monkey Wrench, one of the reasons I am in love with the Foo Fighters. Look you hard second guitar player is rocking out. He is doing it for you. Honestly, tell me this doesn't pump you up!

Movie Review

Well, I don't know what to say about the highly acclaimed, award winning movie, High School Musical 2, except that it has shown me that my summer is pretty lame compared to those kids. Why can't I get a job at a private country club in Albuquerque just because a popular girl in my school want to impress a boy that is already taken.

It's not like I can think of a few people on my class that would start singing in the middle of a desert wearing black, don't get me wrong, this movie defines reality. Especially right from the beginning, where everyone in the entire school breaks out into song and dance, stops to hangout by there lockers for a moment, and then continue singing on the last day of school.

My final thoughts, this movie has pushed the limits. From mixing baseball, hip-hop, and ballet, to have Corbin Bleu banging a pot on his head, it shows things that you would never see in a normal movie, but then again, this movie wasn't even on the big screen.

Oh, well.

No One Appreciates Chuck Norris

I'm going to copy Jenny on this one and instead of having a Chuck Norris Joke of the Day, I'm just going to point out my favorite song at the time. I think it is a stroke of genius. My favorite song at this time is The Pretender by Foo Fighters. It is awesome!! It is even better then Monkey Wrench, and that is one heck of a song. This one just pumps me up. WOO!!

Hope Talked To Me...WTF?

For those of you who don't know, I made JV for Volleyball. I'm not complaining. I really like my coach. We have a lot of fuin joking around and playing volleybal(obviously). There are a few frosh on the team, but that isn't the thing that has shocked me. From the first day of practice, the unthinkable has happened. I'm not quite sure if I can believe it myself.

Hope is actually nice. I had to be her partner a lot of the time, and we are joking around and being nice to each other. What is going on?! I mean, we aren't BFFs or anything, be she is acting very civil with me.

Has the Village Idiot changed her ways? Or is this just another ploy to make fun of us?

I Leave For Two Weeks...

Oh my gosh you guys. Two weeks, and all of your lives just go straight into the sewers. I guess one week in Earth days is like, 2 months in Hierarchy days.
You guys don't get to see Stephanie Meyer. That is to bad. I wish I could have been there anyway to help keep Gabrielle from killing herself.

I had fun at camp. I mean, I had as much fun as I could have had spending 10 days sea-kayaking in Voyageurs National Park in Northern Minnesota.(sarcasm) It was so beautiful. I loved just taking in the scene, until a houseboat drives by and nearly swamps us, which happened a lot. They all thought we were planted by the park to be 'photo-ops.' So, natural, everyone who went by had to take pictures of us. We re-wrote Barbie Girl with our own lyrics, baked cake everyday(sickening), and swam around with our life-jackets around our waists like diapers(my idea). Their identities from the picture below is Allie, Me, Murphy, Kate(councilor), Ashley, and Maddie.

I will come to your High School Musical 2 party Jenny. I wouldn't want to miss another social gathering, unless I want to be a hermit or something for the rest of my life, but that's beside the point. Is Gabrielle going to be there? I have to give her her(sorry, it's necessary) birthday present.