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Thursday, August 30, 2007

Game Time

I'm sure most of you have heard of Make the Connection on Mugglecast. For those of you who don't, it is where you have to make a connection between Harry Potter and something completely random, and it could be anything.

Well, Lop-lop and I have made our own version. It's called Make the Connection: Twilight. Lame title, but you have to make a connection between Twilight and something random as well. Now for the fun part. I am going to give each of you a connection and I want you to answer your own, NOT SOMEONE ELSES!!!

Okay. Here we go. I'll make it easy on you guys.
Jelly - Twilight and when your house burns down.
Jenny - Twilight and when your computer breaks down on you.
Liane - Twilight and when the fact that guys watch to much sports.
Hilary - Twilight and a spider on your ceiling.
Liz - Twilight and when someone calls you a bad name.
Murray - Twilight and when you loss your favorite blanket.

Tell me if you want harder ones. Only the strong survive.

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7 comments:

jenny said...

i know nothing about twilight!

Lady Murray said...

I sorry, but you are out. Unless you can come up with something. It can be a joke of course. Just try.

Hillary said...

Where do we write it at?
On here?

Lady Murray said...

You can post it here or you can email it to me.

jenny said...

um does someone's heart get broken? because then that would work.

angelica said...

Okay, this is all I can come up with: When your house is on fire, you probably cry. Just like Bella did in New Moon.
And another one: Fire is beautiful, but can also be deadly. I think we all know who I'm referring to.

lianemillz said...

Twilight and the fact that guys watch too much sports?
are you serious?
that's an easy one.
Charlie ALWAYS watches a game on TV.

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