Me, the Idiot

That was just the intro to MST3K. I wanted you to see it.

Anyway, while I was backing up in front of my driveway after getting the mail, I got my grandma's car stuck in a snow bank. It took FOREVER to get it out. Some of my neighbors came over and helped. The situation was 10x worse, because I had to go to the bathroom, badly.

Moving on, I'm sorry if I can't really give you guys ideas for birthday presents. Lets just say I like to be suprised more.

As a request, this is the marriage counseling episode of MST3K. It kind of stops, but not to worry! Just scroll down a little ferther and the second part is right there! Three videos for one post. Oh my!

Lazy Me

Liz, I'm trying to write stuff, but I get so distracted! I will tell you that I am working on a chapter for Attack of the Song-Fics: Volume II using the song 'Don't Be the Bunny.' I think it is pretty funny so far.

I also had to shovel my driveway today, and it sucked. That icy, slushy stuff is impossible to shovel. I gave up right away. It was to hard. You all know how big my driveway is. It was way above my level.

Get Out

You heard me manola. DON'T READ MY BLOG ANYMORE!!!!! I barely know you, your spelling is atrocious, and your comments are rude. Calling this blog 'dumb' and 'pointless' is offending to say the least.

If you've got nothing nice to say, then don't say it at all.



Moving on, I'm in the Christmas spirit guys!
...not really, I just remembered this video, but whatever. Jazz combo got cancelled today, so I've got nothing else better to do then make cookies and post. It makes you guys happy, but what about me! jk

That bracelet that I was making is on vacation in the garbage can. An extended vacation. That bracelet proved to me that I have no artistic talent what-so-ever, well, when it comes to bracelets that is.

I hope Cole gets snowed in at New Glarus tonight and my mom's volleyball game goes on forever, so my dad and I can have have a Chinese food, French Silk Pie, and Choco. Chip Cookie feast! Dear God...

Awake

This movie sounds so awesome!!! I can't wait to see it. Is it a bad thing to thing of Hayden Christensen as Anakin Skywalker sometimes during that preview, because when he said "mother", I about burst a lung laughing so hard.

Rhymes Are Fun!!

I totalky redid the 'Man From Peru' poem and made it my own. It rocks.

There once was a man from Japan,
Who had a wife named Diane,
He once sniffed a daisy,
Which made him all crazy,
And then he got hit by a van.

I told you.

Anyway, I was just skimming the Internet randomly and found the most exciting news ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Twilight movie is coming out next year on the 12th of December!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, it is far away, but it is right next ot my birthday. Now I don't have to worry about what to do next year. Along with that, I read the summary of the movie from Summit Entertainment. It was a pretty good summary, for movies anyway, until it got to the part about James, Laurent, and Victoria coming.

They don't even mention Victoria!! She probably got cut. Bad move. And they also called James and Laurent "the Cullens' mortal vampire enemies".

Chuck Norris, they put themselves in a hole there!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, Liz? I hope your feeling better. Do you still want that Star Wars CD?

Presents! Bella!

My mom is so thoughtful you guys! She just told me what one of my birthday/Christmas presents is going to be. It's..... A TOILET!!!!!

I know right? It is so cool!! I've been wanting one for ages! How someone can be so kind is beyond me.

Some news that I have found, they have cast Bella for the Twilight movie! It is some girl names Kristen Stewart. She was in that kid move Zathura (which I saw!!!) and she was the bitch older sister, but a part from that, nothing else. She looks really mean in all the pictures of her that I've seen, but maybe she plays the part well.
Picture!!


Nobody goes on the blogs anymore and it makes me sad. I guess the fact that we see each other everyday at school makes blogging a bit harder.

I'm Not Impressed

As you have all heard, the middle school is doing Willy Wonka for there play. Personally, I am gloating right now. We got to do a kick ass show and they get to do the strangest movie-turned-musical thing I've ever heard of.

We are going to rock the socks off of everyone opening night. This weekend is going to be party centeral!!!!!

Update: I read this funny passage(from an UNKNOWN source) and I didn't want to make a new post, so there!!

Hypothetically, would developing new powers be a sign of weird things to come? Or is this just par for the course? Hypothetically. Like, what if I suddenly had the ability to grow ice cream cones out of my shoes? Hypothetically.

Sup Homes!!!

My dad just made me eat a mystery substance, and do you want to know what it was?

Brown seaweed!!!! In a jelly form!!!!! AHHHHH!!!!!

I Have Proof of the Poor Souls That Live in Out World!!!

This post has no purpose except to show you this video. If you want to read about my adventures of being sick, read the Hierarchy blog. NOW LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!

UPDATE: Okay, so this post does have a purpose now, thanks to a happy reviewer named 'hater'. Creative, I know.

This is documented evidence of the thoughtful acts this 'hater' said, and the reaction of dear old me!!


hahah. 1000 reads...wowhow. i myself have an account and have a story with about three chapters. one shapter alone had a thousand reviews, and atleast 10 reviews. this is no good. seventeen reviews with seven chapters? and i'm the first hater, surprising. you should get a banner so your story at least LOOKS good. haha. pathetic. and hate on me. go ahead. do it. respond mean and nasty. doesn't change anything honey. and don't even try to hurt me. i've lived in the ghetto my entire life. doesn't work anymore. last words. i promise. this sucks. i want my ten minutes of life back.

Author's Response: Thanks for the review! Congrats on calling yourself my first 'hater', but I can assure you, you are not alone.

I bet that makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. I know I do!!!

I did get a banner, thanks to a great fan. ;)

Hmmm... pathetic indeed.

Does it fill you with happiness that I want to be your friend, despite your cruel words? I know that there is a benevolent person in your soul, and I want to help bring that out!

So what do you say! I think we should gain back those lost "10 minutes of your life" by starting a happy friendship, where we can shutdown all of the friendly people on this site!

All aboard!!

I forgot to point out the spelling mistakes 'hater' made. Oops. ;)
And in my poor health too!!!! lmao

Okay, I'm not going to lie, but that goes completely against my story. Why are there two guys? And the chalkboard? WTF!?!?! I looked at the other stuff she does, and it sucks. I'd have to say no on this banner.



The Halloween party that I am planning on throwing at my house after play practice is in the planning process now, but no need to worry, I will fill you all in as soon as possible.

I just found out that Cole stole my iPod Wednesday and I JUST got it back. What a turd-monkey. He was asleep when I stormed up to his room last night, but he won't get out of this that easily.

It is his falt he got his iPod stolen from school, not me. He didn't even ask to. Tisk Tisk.

Right after you read this, go play Agressive Alpine Skiing!!! It's agressivly fun!!

OH! The Inhumanity of it All!!

Well, I think I'm done with worshiping Harry Potter.

I've been through a lot with the series. A lot of horrid things, like Fred's death, Severius Albus stuff, and "GET AWAY FROM MY DAUGHTER!" yellings, but enough is enough!

J. K. Rowling! WHY IS DUMBLEDORE GAY AND IN LOVE WITH GRINDELWALD!!!! How were we suppose to know that!!!

Just leave us in peace and go hide in your mansion. AND NEVER COME OUT!!!!

LA LA LA

Liz pressured me into posting, so here I am.
I don't really now what to talk about.

Ummm... my printer isn't working? Sorry Rio and Jelly, but your cards are on hold until I can figure out how to work this stupid thing!!

Everyone schedule their next driving lesson on the morning of October 28th, a Sunday, so that we can all learn to drive together!! My lesson is at 9:00am, so schedule around then.

What the? My printer just printed arrows and x's? What the heck?!?!

I think I'm going to type my English story or fan fiction now. It's to bad my hands are frozen solid. Typing is going to be hard from now on.

In Honor of Siriuslyfun19212

I would like to nominate Siriuslyfun19212 as my best reviewer ever!! I'm sorry Liz, but Hayley beat you on this one. She even pointed me in the right direction to find this video in your honor Liz. Great, right?

I forgot to mention. You know how we read Lord of the Flies last year, right? Well she wrote this awesome spoof called Birthmark Boy's Story and I about died laughing. Seriously guys, you really have to step up to the plate if you are going to compete with this champ.

Brush Your Teeth!

I painted the house again today. It was lame because it was a part of the house nobody even looked at anyway.

Did you like that video? Carl told me about it on the bus back from Madison and I got curiuos. Needless to say, I laughed my head off when I saw it, because the really 300 is gore, gore, and more gore. Frosting!!

I didn't see the Jonas Brothers webchat thing. Sorry Liz and Jenny. I saw some of the questions though. I like the ones where people just typed MARRY ME about a thousand times. Did they answer YES or NO a thousand times?

Stop The Presses

I have found some inside information that I think would dumb-found and possibly horrify many of you.

I turns out that Hope reads Harry Potter. Not only that, but she has been reading them since she was eight and she read Deathly Hallows within a week.

I'm just going to let that sink in.

Oh, here is the link to my profile on fanfiction.net. You all probab;y read the first chapter of Attack of the Song fics, but I want to to read the rest of it and Breaking All the Rules. Please? http://www.fanfiction.net/~ladymurray

Malaguana

*Sigh* Summer Is Over

Can you believe that even though it is September, I got a sunburn today from sitting in my Jeep for 4 hours? I know, it is hard to believe. I don't want to go to school. I don't want summer to end. (Cue Rant)

I just learned how to ski on only one ski this weekend too! I want to swim in my lake one more time! ARGH!!! I want to have more movie nights! I want to go back to Camp Manito-wish! I want my MOMMY!!!

Okay, forget the last one, but you get my point. And, on top of it all, I have writer's block for my story Breaking All The Rules. I just found out that I have like 2280 people reading it(but only 27 people reviewed. I guess some people are shy)! My public needs me and I am drawing a blank...

I think the Cullens are real. I found some hard-core evidence this weekend and have it on film to prove it. I can't tell you EXACTLY what this piece of evidence is, but I can show you on the first day.

Here is a hint, they have their own brand of merchandise.

Game Time

I'm sure most of you have heard of Make the Connection on Mugglecast. For those of you who don't, it is where you have to make a connection between Harry Potter and something completely random, and it could be anything.

Well, Lop-lop and I have made our own version. It's called Make the Connection: Twilight. Lame title, but you have to make a connection between Twilight and something random as well. Now for the fun part. I am going to give each of you a connection and I want you to answer your own, NOT SOMEONE ELSES!!!

Okay. Here we go. I'll make it easy on you guys.
Jelly - Twilight and when your house burns down.
Jenny - Twilight and when your computer breaks down on you.
Liane - Twilight and when the fact that guys watch to much sports.
Hilary - Twilight and a spider on your ceiling.
Liz - Twilight and when someone calls you a bad name.
Murray - Twilight and when you loss your favorite blanket.

Tell me if you want harder ones. Only the strong survive.

By popular demand! The Chelsea Dagger music video! Includes prostitutes dancing around all over the place and some questionable phrases.

I Rule At Fan-Fictions

WHY DID YOU GUYS GO SHOPPING WITHOUT LOP-LOP AND I!!!!! Does this mean we're not going tomorrow? Thanks a lot you guys. I bet you didn't go to a Jelly Belly factory though! Ha! Take that!

Pshh... I rule. I wrote a few fan-fictions on fanfiction.net, and I'm a hit. I mean, really, I posted one of my stories, Breaking All The Rules, last weekend, and I got 816 hits for it. My other in has 139, but it's a work in process. As you can see by those amazing stats, I am amazing. I even inspired a gay guy to write a song-fic. Isn't that nice? And he thinks I'm a guy too. I'm not sure about that...



I saw you Thumbel!

1997 is Coming to Chicago!

They are going to be in Chicago September 20Th! I want to get tickets! I mean, really, why wouldn't you want to see them. They took time out of their busy schedules to play 'Water's Edge' on the side of the highway. Now that is commitment.

Hillary, I might be able to come to your party next week! Woo! Party like its 1997!

Frustration!!!

I can't believe I still write fan fiction. I just can't stop! I even wrote a new one called Breaking All The Rules. It is confusing, I'm not even gonna try to explain it.

The worst part is, I can't update it because I have been recently labeled an 'un-trusted author' by harrypotterfanfiction.com. I mean come on! What did I do wrong?! I was able to post one chapter so far, and people like it too! Why is that such a bad thing? Why am I a un-trusted author? Throw me a freaking bone here!


This song is impossible on Guitar Hero 2.

I Have A Wierd Taste of Music

Thank God though. It makes it interesting when I listen to my iPod on random. It also gave me the idea for my song-fic. For those of you who don't know, a sonf-fic is a fan fiction that is centered around a song. I have read so many moopy song-fics and it gets really annoying, trust me. So I took matteres into my own hands, and wrote a song-fic of my own. It is SO serious, not.
Enjoy Attack of the Song-Fics: Chapter 1: School's Out.
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Well, we got no choice
All the girls and boys
Nobody was paying attention during History of Magic. Maybe because it was the last class of the year. Maybe because it was History of Magic. Who knows?
Makin' all that noise
'Cause they found new toys
Ron, looking around cautiously, slowly reached into his bag and pulled out what looked like a firework. He made a motion to Harry, who pulled out a small silver box thing. Ron put the firework out and signaled to Harry. Of course, Harry wanted to be different and special, so he flicked the lighter and started the fuse on the firework the Muggle way. Nobody saw it coming. The firework exploded, shooting flames everywhere. It was the exact same firework the Weasley twins set off so many years ago. The problem was that the twins set it off in a big corridor, where as Ron, who was clearly not thinking, set it off in a small classroom full of people.
Well, we can't salute ya
Can't find a flag
If that don't suit ya
That's a drag
Professor Binns, who would have continued talking even if a bomb went off, continued teaching even though all Hell was breaking loose around him.
“RUN!” Ron shouted. Everyone throw the doors open, right when the final bell went off.
Since Hogwarts was a very…different school, everyone stopped what they were doing, and started singing and dancing.
School’s out for summer
School’s out forever
School’s been blow to pieces
Everybody was now on the grounds know, still singing and dancing. The fireworks had finally gotten out of Professor Binns’s classroom and were shooting out of windows all over Hogwarts. It looked like a scene from a concert. Even Filch was having fun, doing back-flips with Dumbledore across the grounds.
No more pencils
No more books
No more teachers’ dirty looks
Snape suddenly walked up to all the aspiring Zac Efron’s and Ashley Tisdale’s and roared in a very important voice. “WHAT IS THIS RUMPOUS?!”
Without further ado, he was soon being pelted with quills, which are very pointy, and heavy books, successfully knocking him out.
Dumbledore gave the students a very parental look and said, “Now, now children. What did I tell you about attacking your teachers?”
All the students then replied, “Tell them to duck first.”
“That’s right.” Dumbledore said happily.
Well, we got no class
And we got no principles
And we got no innocence
We can't even think of a word that rhymes
All the students then started breaking all the rules. And I mean ALL the rules. Most of Hufflepuff started playing soccer with Nearly-Headless Nick’s head while Draco and Pansy started doing… uhh…inappropriate thing on the lawn. Nobody didn’t even notice Professor Trelawney kill Mrs. Norris.
School’s out for summer
School’s out forever
School’s been blow to pieces
The fireworks must have gotten to Flitwick’s secret rum stash, because all of the sudden, Hogwarts blew up! Piece of the castle started to rain down on the students, but the magic of song-and-dance made the pieces of castle ricochet off to London, making most of the Londoners think the sky was falling.
No more pencils
No more books
No more teachers’ dirty looks
Snape was waking up from unconsciousness when Dumbledore finally remembered that he was supposed to be dead. He ran over to Snape and began to throw more things at Snape, before sticking his tongue out at the dead Snape and then ascended to Heaven.
Out for summer
Out 'til fall
We might not go back at all
Everyone was singing again and celebrating, because Hogwarts was now a hole in the ground, and everyone was thinking of was to push all their enemies off glaciers at Durmstrong.
School's out forever
School's out for summer
School's out with fever
School's out completely
The Ford Anglia then drove out of the Forbidden Forest. It was drown by the music and had just recently watched Grease. Harry, Ron, and Hermione had been waiting to make a spectacular exit, so after they blow off the roof of the Ford Anglia and painted it white, they hopped into the car and drove off into the sunset.

Attack of the Song Fics

I really hate song fics. I don't know why, but I have never read one that I liked, so I'm going to take matters into my own hands.

I am going to spoof song fics. I will also mix characters around from different stories so it gets interesting. I know what my first characteris, so I need your help on picking the song.

Here are the choices:
Brass Monkey by Beastie Boys
God is a DJ by Pink
Carwash
or some other song off my iPod at random

You can suggest a song too.

I Found It!!!! OH Crap!!

Noooooooooooooo!!! I find the Pretender music video on YouTube and I put it on the blog, but you know what, the stupid record company and to get rid of it because of 'copyright laws'. Damn! And I was so close too...

Not that anyone cares or anything. I've seen the looks on your faces. You care NOTHING about my Foo Fighter fixation. Don't deny it. You guys are bad at lying.

Now that I'm done with my angsty meltdown, I'm gonna go throw myself into a vat of hot wax.

Can you see me? Yeah, I'm the one in the water.

I've Cooled Off

Sense I can't find the The Pretender music video, I'm going to present another band that has dazzled me(HA HA). They are a bunch of Aussies called The Fratellis. Their sort of a big thing over-seas. I have to admit, it is kind of a turn-off that they sing about prostitutes all the time, but they are awesome. If you get past the lyrics, their music is original and addicting. This is a live show of Henrietta(the song of the day). The original music video sucks though, so I'll spare you from that.

Tell Me This Doesn't Pump You Up

Okay. The music video for The Pretender is coming out tomorrow, and I am so excited! I saw a clip of it and I was squealing! So, in honor of the Eve of The Pretenders music video release, I present Monkey Wrench, one of the reasons I am in love with the Foo Fighters. Look you hard second guitar player is rocking out. He is doing it for you. Honestly, tell me this doesn't pump you up!

Movie Review

Well, I don't know what to say about the highly acclaimed, award winning movie, High School Musical 2, except that it has shown me that my summer is pretty lame compared to those kids. Why can't I get a job at a private country club in Albuquerque just because a popular girl in my school want to impress a boy that is already taken.

It's not like I can think of a few people on my class that would start singing in the middle of a desert wearing black, don't get me wrong, this movie defines reality. Especially right from the beginning, where everyone in the entire school breaks out into song and dance, stops to hangout by there lockers for a moment, and then continue singing on the last day of school.

My final thoughts, this movie has pushed the limits. From mixing baseball, hip-hop, and ballet, to have Corbin Bleu banging a pot on his head, it shows things that you would never see in a normal movie, but then again, this movie wasn't even on the big screen.

Oh, well.

No One Appreciates Chuck Norris

I'm going to copy Jenny on this one and instead of having a Chuck Norris Joke of the Day, I'm just going to point out my favorite song at the time. I think it is a stroke of genius. My favorite song at this time is The Pretender by Foo Fighters. It is awesome!! It is even better then Monkey Wrench, and that is one heck of a song. This one just pumps me up. WOO!!

Hope Talked To Me...WTF?

For those of you who don't know, I made JV for Volleyball. I'm not complaining. I really like my coach. We have a lot of fuin joking around and playing volleybal(obviously). There are a few frosh on the team, but that isn't the thing that has shocked me. From the first day of practice, the unthinkable has happened. I'm not quite sure if I can believe it myself.

Hope is actually nice. I had to be her partner a lot of the time, and we are joking around and being nice to each other. What is going on?! I mean, we aren't BFFs or anything, be she is acting very civil with me.

Has the Village Idiot changed her ways? Or is this just another ploy to make fun of us?

I Leave For Two Weeks...

Oh my gosh you guys. Two weeks, and all of your lives just go straight into the sewers. I guess one week in Earth days is like, 2 months in Hierarchy days.
You guys don't get to see Stephanie Meyer. That is to bad. I wish I could have been there anyway to help keep Gabrielle from killing herself.

I had fun at camp. I mean, I had as much fun as I could have had spending 10 days sea-kayaking in Voyageurs National Park in Northern Minnesota.(sarcasm) It was so beautiful. I loved just taking in the scene, until a houseboat drives by and nearly swamps us, which happened a lot. They all thought we were planted by the park to be 'photo-ops.' So, natural, everyone who went by had to take pictures of us. We re-wrote Barbie Girl with our own lyrics, baked cake everyday(sickening), and swam around with our life-jackets around our waists like diapers(my idea). Their identities from the picture below is Allie, Me, Murphy, Kate(councilor), Ashley, and Maddie.

I will come to your High School Musical 2 party Jenny. I wouldn't want to miss another social gathering, unless I want to be a hermit or something for the rest of my life, but that's beside the point. Is Gabrielle going to be there? I have to give her her(sorry, it's necessary) birthday present.

I Am Leaving and I Am Sad

I can't believe it is time to go to camp. I have been pushing it to the side and now I have to leave tomorrow!! The camp starts Thursday and it doesn't end until August 10. That means you guys will have already read Eclipse.

Please get me a copy and(if it is possible) signed!! I will be out in the wilderness and nowhere near civilization for two weeks! I don't think I can take it. They don't let me bring ANYTHING on trail. For example, my first time there, they took away my WATCH, because they didn't want me to worry about the time. The only personal hygiene product I can bring is a toothbrush, so I'm going to come back on smelly, hairy animal. Sort of like Paris Hilton coming back from jail.

I will celebrate in my kayak the days of Harry's birthday(if I can remember what day it is at the time), Gabrielle's birthday(ditto), and the day Eclipse comes out(again, ditto). It is hard to keep track of the days. I will sing Happy Birthday at random times on the 4th and 31st, so think of me that way! On the day of the book release however, I will be theorizing with my campers(or myself, it depends if they know what I'm talking about) and pray to God Bella doesn't end up with Jacob.

Take care of yourselves. I don't think you guys can survive without me. I will call on the night of the tent party, because I can. I don't think I can trust you all on your own.

Update on the Home Front: My mom took me driving and freaked out on me for switching lanes WITHOUT LOOKING BACKWARDS. I had to walk home from Dairy Queen. I am now addressing my mother as Jessie in her face, because see doesn't seem to trust me enough to do anything. She has lost my respect.

Peace, Love, and Pineapples!!(or Granny Smith Apples)

Please Note!!!

I have started a blog dedicated to Deathly Hallows people, so there will be no discussing on my blog. Some people haven't read it, so lets make sure that only people who have read it can discuss it.

It is http://www.pottertopia.blogspot.com

TearFest

I don't know what to say guys. I have finished Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. It is over. All those years, months, weeks, days, hours, minutes, and seconds of waiting for the end is over.

Now that I look back on it all, I realize that this was probably the biggest and most important thing in my meakly existance. We all have grown up reading the books, aging along side of Harry, and have shared his feelings, dreams, wants, and needs. I will now give you all my thoughts, emotions, and experiences of the release of HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS!!!!!!!!!!

We got to the Rockford Barnes & Noble at 6:00 and there was a huge line there even though it was going to start in an hour. We all wore our handmade shirts, and I wore a witch hat, a cloak, a tie, and I drew a Dark Mark on my arm as a final touch. Aparently, sense I reserved a copy, I get to be in the front of the line-ish before anyone else in our group. This made me feel sad and guilty, trust me. Wouldn't you feel bed about getting the final Harry Potter book an hour before everyone else, knowing that they have been through the same things as you?

Well, then we had about 5 hours to hang out and party with all the other Potteretts in the store. A lot of people dressed up like me. There was a guy in a little gray car that looked like Snape, another Snape that acted just like him, wondering around and looking around thinking that someone was going to jump out and attack, a Draco Malfoy, a Trelawney that was doing palm readings(she said that she doesn't know when I'm going to die. OOH!), and A LOT of Harry Potters. Gabreille and I were Narcissa and Bellatrix. We made wands(they were lame), took pictures with Harry(a cut-out of the title picture), and asked random people if they liked Michael Gambon as Dumbledore(Jelly interviewed each with her camera). Speaking of interviews, I was interview twice. I guess I stick out in a crowd.

We waited a long time. I bought Quidditch Through the Ages, Fantastic Beast and Where to Find Them, and a Harry Potter coloring book before we got Deathly Hallows. We had a big countdown for midnight. We were all screaming at the top of our lungs the whole time while the idiots that got there late and were standing outside pounded on the glass windows. Needless to say, I went crazy. I got the book an hour before Jelly, Monica, Gabreille, Hillary, and John. Angelica actually taped me getting the book, as if I was hyper enough. Of course, they kicked me out quick before I could see everyone. So here I was, all keyed up, waiting outside for everone else. I got interviewed again and Monica and Kiki came out and hung out with me.

It took an hour before everyone else had the book and we finally sailed away to my house. Most of us(*cough* not Kiki *cough*) stayed up all night, reading the book out loud, commenting and criticing, until about noon the next day, when everone left.

Jelly, you left your brownies and camcorder at my place. Just FYI.

I will stop now, because this post is long and I don't want to start posting spoilers on the blog before everyone is done. Tell me when you are though so we can discuss!!!!

I did cry at the end. No joke.

Question

Do you guys like the Chuck Norris joke of the day I do? I would have done Dumbledore, but I can't think or find any.

Angelica has no faith in me. Shame on you.

I'm Getting There

I have recently chalenged myself to read Goblet of Fire, Order of the Phoenix, and Half-Blood Prince before the release. I have now finished Goblet of Fire.

I'm up to 100 pages an hour. WOO!!! I'm on a break but I got to start OofP soon. It is 870 pages long for crying out loud!!

I can do this. I think I can do this?

Do you think I can do it? Vote now!!
*flashed a thumbs up and grins like a salesman*

Harry Potter Leaks

Some idiots have actually photocopied all the pages of Deathly Hallows and posted it on the Internet. I apparently is now leaking everywhere. Some people are just plain poopie-heads.

I myself am abstaining from any Harry Potter website until after the release so I can try and read Books 5 and 6 in two days. I am a fool. Lets see how far I can get.

Death Eaters party harder. Pureblood Mania is Under Nargal Influence.

Sophia Pic

I have taken it upon myself to post this pic of Murray from last night.

Spoofs Are Funny

I hope you all are enjoying your CDs. It took me a while to find those songs and decorate the covers.

Anyone who wants to can spend the night at my pad Friday night/Saturday morning. My dad is going to leave at around 10:30 though. But whatever.

I like spoofs. They make me laugh. This one made me laugh.

Code Red!!!

I need a picture if Dupey pronto people. This is not a joke. I can't tell you why, but you will find out Tuesday, IF I GET A PICTURE!!!!!

JK, but seriously, I have been looking everywhere for one. I would prefer one with just her, but if there are other people in it I'm not complaining.

Liz, look for that picture of Zoe looking like a man with your life!! Jelly, you MUST have a picture of Dupey from past movie nights!?!?

Mega Serious Face.

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( ='.'= )
(")_(")

Bunny...

I'm Wasting My Life Away

No really, I just sit around on the computer all day doing absolutly nothing. I should ask for my own computer for Christmas/birthday so that other people have acess to the Internet.

There has been some confusion from my last post, conserning the Dupeyi song. Let me make this plain and simple. I did it as a joke. Who really takes a song from Western Iran seriously anyway?

Please vote on my poll if you haven't allready. I can allready see that we all have basically the same opinion on it anyway though.

Bring white T-shirts to the Stroll party. We are going to make Deathly Hallows release shirts. I've got some good ideas. Hope you do too!

This is actual fotige from Spider-Man 3, they just add the music as a joke. A good find if I do say so myself.

The New Hierarchy Hits List!

After Jel and Rio told me about Rio's new theme song, I got a flash of insperation. For a while now I have been looking for songs that have something to do with our colective nicknames. I have finally succeded.

Here is the new Hierarchy Hits List!: (Name, Artist, Album)
1: Murray, Pete Yorn, Musicforthemorningafter
2: Rio, Duran Duran, Rio
3: Ninja Rap, Vanilla Ice, The Best of Vanilla Ice
4: Peanut Butter and Jelly, Cathy Fink & Marcy Marxer, A Cathy& Marcy Collection for Kids
5: Bad, Bad Leroy Brown, Jim Croce, Have You Heard Jim Croce Live
6: Loplop, Portonovo, En Aquellos Tiempos Siempre Era Fiesta
7: Ninja, Eurpoe, The Final Countdown
8: Music With Murray, The Wiggles, Whoo Hoo Wiggle Gremlins
9: Peanut Butter & Jelly, Cadillac Don & J-Money, Peanut Butter & Jelly Single
10: Dupeyi, Kerim Bayiz, Kurdish Folk Music from Western Iran


I couldn't help myself with #'s 3, 8, 9, and 10. If you want a Cd of these songs, just let me know. I've listened to a lot of these and I'm proud of my finds of #'s 6 and 10.

Enjoy!!

Walmart is Evil

It is called Harry Potter and the Dark Lord Waldemart.



Walmart sucks, and so does Lord Voldemort!
Two hours!

Let Me Get A Who-Hah Two-Times Tuesday!!

Oh my Gosh y'all, the Harry Potter Movie is coming out in 7 HOURS!!!! To bad we have to see it 12 hours after that. That sucks.
In the game I bought (read last post), I kicked Lord Volde-pants in the butt, and he ran away. Sucka!
I'm on the edge, and it feels great.
Rio got a haircut. It is foshizzle! *I don't think I spelled that right* Now all she has to do is to dye it teal and it while be perfect.

Throw your hands in the air like you just care!

Liz, you need to learn how to play a flute like this guy. It would be an awesome half-time show.

Video Games Rule!!

I just got the Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheonix video game last night and it is awesome! I stayed up until the wee hours of the morning playing it.
Colin Creevey is stupid though. He made me climb up onto the roof to get his stupid camera. Idiot.

Vampire Idol is Freaking Hilarious!!

I was on fanfiction.net today and I came across one of the most bizarre and ridiculously funny Twilight parody ever, and I am serious.

It's called Vampire Idol by Holli-Loves-Edward. It starts getting good in Chapter 2, when Edward gets angry at Esme about his Clay Aiken shirt and yells,"Shut up Mom! I hate you! You smell like french fry grease!" Now does that sound hilarious or what?

They all get agent names, Roselie has a shotgun, Emmett and Edward play cowboy, Mike Newton dresses up as a ninja, and Jacob becomes Emmett's pet puppy. There is a lot more craziness and I couldn't stop laughing.

My favortie part is Edward's happy dance. Here is the link. You have to read it slow to catch all the randomness.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3498985/1/Vampire_Idol

The Poll from a Long Time Ago

The ballets are in. It was close, but the people have spoken.
Aparently, there was only one deciding vote.

Majority think that Mr. Richmond doesn't know what paganism is, 4 to 3.
Personally, I think it is to close to call.

For those of you who haven't voted, to late. Your just going to have to wait and see who wins the $10 next year when Jelly and Murray ask Mr. Richmond the all important question.

Thank you Mr. and Mrs Stevenson, Liane, Angelica, Jenny, Miranda, and Murray for you opinions.

Stay Away From Liz's Blog

For all of you that cherish your sanity, do not, and I repeat, DO NOT go on Liz;s blog.
She has a picture of Zac Efron doing something unspeakable. It is not drugs, but it is close. If I was a celebrity, and a picture like that was taken of me, I would hide in my Malibu home for months.
Zac Efron has hit an all time low. I don't see where Liz finds the attraction. I will update you guys if she changes it because I'm am going to petition for that to get off that blog.

Murray has spoken.

This is a random video of a guy dropping his iPhone. The music made me laugh.

I'm Back!!!!!!

What's up my fine-feathered friends?
Murray's in the house.

I had to spend a long time at my cabin and it was dumb. I almost got hit by a firework. I went tubing, skiing, driving, etc. to the extreme. I have to say though, going to my cabin is a good way to get a tan. I went from flouresent whity to tan Mexican in about 2 days.

Note for anyone with a MySpace(Liz and Jenny):
My brother's MySpace name in ti-do. Don't ask me why. Go bug him to death or something.

I had to add a video, but I warn you, it says f**k and s**t a little bit, but since I just said that, your just going to be curious and watch it anyway.

WATCH THE WORLD BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Blogging Hiatus

The Murray Report is going to be put on hold for a week, because my parents are taking me to my cabin for a WEEK !!! It sucks.

You guys can post all you like though and email me, but I won't answer it till next Sunday.

I hate this. There isn't any phone service up there and I can't go on the Internet!!! Save me someone.

A Secret Past Time of Murray's Revealed

Okay, the cat is out of the bag. Murray has to admitt her secret passion, and that is street dancing. And sadly, she is pretty darn good.

What you are about to see are a bunch of posers that are copying all my moves.

You guys are about to get served.

Next Movie Night

Oh...my...God. I thought I was literally joking, but it is for really. This poster made me laugh more then any of the videos I have seen on YouTube. We have got to watch this for Movie Night.

Special Notes:
1. Under the star it says 'Heart of a Boy'
2. You can get a 'Clear Clasp Style Zac Rhinestone Sliding Charm Bracelet'



This hurts my eyes. He looks like he is going to kiss the horse.

I'm going to die laughing, and there is more too.
This is TO good.

The Ultimate Showdown!

My brother found this and it is hilarious!

Some Twilight Fans Over-Do It

Jelly intregued me when she started talking about her Twilight video, so I went on a magical journey to find others like it. What a journey it was!

I would like to thank Jelly for leading me in the right direction, but I guess I got a bit side-tracked. I had a feeling I was lost when I found a Twilight video, in German.

I did find the video with the Mean Girls clip, the one where there was a fire on the schools front lawn, but I think I found an even better one.

Lets just say that Edward does a lame pick-up line, James has a mohawk, Edward and Bella frolic through the woods, and Edward lays the smack-down. Try not to laugh to hard.

The Cat Is Out of the Bag

It is a lesser known fact, but Murray has horrible bed head in the morning. You might think that since I'm so perky at Driver's Ed and such, you would think I'm a morning person, but no. My parents snapped this picture of me this morning when I just got up. As you can see, I was really p*****d off.

Does my hair really look like that from the back?

I will give 100 Murray points to whoever can guess correctly WHAT that is.

(Update): Jelly has got it! It is Kreacher. Give the lady a prize.

Murray Is Now a Proud Employee of Weasleys' Wizarding Wheezes

The scores are in! Murray has received her WOMBAT scores and has received, drum roll please... an ACCEPTABLE!!!! It even says on the results sheet that I can apply for a job and Weasleys' Wizarding Wheezes, which I did. Fred and George are really funny. I get to keep some things for free, just because I work there!

All of this is stated in the fine print right here ->->->->->->->

Read'm and weep.

Hierarchy Royalty

OK guys, Murray doesn't want to sound self centered, so I'm going to comment about everyone's blog right now. (This doesn't have an order, so it won't seem like I'm picking favorites.)

First, the Hierarchy Blog. Well, I have to say, it is our gathering spot, Jelly has put a lot of work into her blog and really helps those monarchs who are a little behind on the times. Her most recent one, about Edward pwning all, is a little absurd I think, but that's her business.
http://higherarchy.blogspot.com/

Second, the Life & Times of Rio. This one is high up on my list because Jenny has put a VIDEO on her blog. It's the one she personally made at the Stroll. It brings tears to my eyes its so perfect. I also like her pictures of her cat and the muffins. It makes me think of the muffins video.
http://blahblahjenny.blogspot.com/

Third, *Liane*. Oh Liane. Her life is literally to the extreme. She has been to a concert, she went to the hospital(not for her), she is posting(=]]]), and she is extremely bored. Amazing! Extraordinary! Well, we both are in love with Fang, so we got to stick together.
http://lianemills.blogspot.com/

And last but not least(sort of), is the Bookclub Blog. Okay, so this blog isn't really one that gets updates all the time, but it is a blog created by one of our very own. I don't really have much else to say about this one, except, CAN ANYONE LEND ME FEELING SORRY FOR CELIA!!!
http://beloitbookclub.blogspot.com/

*sigh* all of our monarchs are spreading their roots and creating blogs, updating them constantly and getting more and more creative. For all of you other monarchs out there, you guys are missing out!

Cole Is An Ass

I got home today and I got on the computer for like an hour, and then he just puts me in a freaking head-lock, just because I told him I'd be off the computer in 5 minutes other than now.

(Insert profane describing word of your choice)

My life has many different twists and turns don't you think?

I'm starting to hate that picture of Cole with his arm around me. I'm starting to think it never happened.

Emerson Is My Future Husband!

You guys, I have arranged my wedding for the future you guys, and I am marrying EMERSON!!!

Saturday was SSSOOOO cool! We were kind of in the back, but it was worth it. We even got there and hour early.

I was wearing my Notre Dame shirt, and he commented on it when I asked him a question. YES!

He didn't really know my aunt, but whatever.

GO IRISH!

I'll get pictures from the event online as soon as possible.

(Update): Jenny is the bridesmaid. She called it.

Well, here I am. It's Rio. :]

I Think King Arthur Has A PROPOSITION!!

Oh my gosh!

The funniest thing happened to me while I was waiting for Rio's mom to pick me up from Driver's Ed.

I was just skimming the movie channels, like I always do, when all of the sudden, CAMELOT was on! I burst out laughing because, duh, that was the most rediculious movie that we ever saw in middle school.

I can't believe I almost forgot about that movie. It is such a classic.

Yeah right, more like a class-SUCK!

OH BURN!!

It's Friday! Wooo!

I love Fridays. Mostly because I have a long break from Driver's Ed.

I doodled again to the max, courtesy of Rio and Murray.

I don't know how I'm going to survive another week of Driver's Ed. It is totally lame. I just pass notes with Jelly and doodle with Jenny the whole time. And Mr. South doesn't even care! WTF!!!!

Oh well. I shouldn't be complaining. I don't really feel like learning, so messing around while a really old guy tells dumb stories with his horrible trucker-drawl isn't so bed.

I just wish I could sleep instead.

I will doodle again next week, just for all you fine folks out there.

HI EVERYONE!

yay.
i can post!!!
woohoooooo.

Hey.

Sophia, I'm here. What more do you want. lol. jk.

Everybody Get Up and Sing!

LA LA BLAH BLAH

TEE HA TEE HA

Yes my fine feathered friends, Driver's Ed has lowered itself to SING-ALONGS!!!!!!!!!

It is quite patheitc really. It was a video that had these kids, Chris, Kathy Lee, Sarah, and Oms (the most rediculious name ever!) raping and lip-singing to songs about semis. Don't ask me WHY I know the kids names, but aparently that is all I'm ever going to get out of the class.

I wish my name was Oms.

Don't Go In The No Zones!

Being 15 1/2 Rocks!

Well guys, Murray has past a milestone in life. It seems like just yesterday when Murray got out of diapers. But now, it is a downing of a new age.

Murray has her TEMPS!! (I had to change it because everyone was all up in my grill about it.)

I know what your thinking, who in their right minds would send such a loose-canon/hyperactive/all-around wierdo onto the roads.

All I can say is, look out world, Murray's coming(in a really spunky white Mini Cooper, convertable, satallite radio).

I think I'm going to but a bumper sticker that says, "My other car is a horcrux."

OMG! The Foo Fighters are Addicting.

There are a lot of addicting bands out there. I'm mean come on, with 1997, Wolfmother, and Coldplay, they would spare us just this once, but no.

The Foo Fighters has entered Murray's inner circle.

Murray has literally spent 3 hours today listening to them none stop.

This involved jumping around, shouting, and leaving a very complicated voice mail

to her father with Foo Fighters in the background.

They have been around a while, but as all of you know, Murray is really behind on the times.

Now leave Murray alone so she can listen to more Foo Fighters!

Happy Birthday Liane!

I almost forgot! What kind of people are we. I would just like to say that the staff at the Murray Report are busy people and we just forget things.
Sorry, I'm rambling.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LIANE!!!!! IT WAS ON THE 17th. OOPS.

Go and get worshiped by angels, get a trophy, or something.

Happy Father's Day also.

Place Your Bets!

Ah, gambling, one of the finest sins in America.
It feeds our craving to know that we are better than others.
We here at the Murray Report cherish this fact and have composed this little bet for all of you.

Many of you may think that Mr. Richmond is an intellectual English teacher,

others think he is a pathetic excuse of a life-form.

Well, paganism apparently is the only test to prove intelligence.

Screw you IQ Test!

PLEASE PLACE VOTES ON WHETHER OR NOT MR. RICHMOND KNOWS ABOUT PAGANISM OR NOT.

I would appreciate the participation.

Poll closes on July 1st, so make up your mind already!

A Week of Turkey Necks

Oh my God! I have had to deal with so much pain and suffering the week school ended.

The highlight of the horrors, Driver's Ed.

The Rock Valley Driver's School is quite frankly, a joke. Our instructor, Mr. South, is a very interesting person, but we'll get more into that later. (HA HA)

I got so bored of the class, I even doodled in a notebook all week. All the images you see to the left are curtesy of the Murray and Jenny.