Drunk People

Last night was scary. Really scary. I got home and my mom had a bunch of people over. I was forced to hide in my room for hours. I was gonna stay there for a while longer, but then I was summoned down. They wanted me to play piano for me. My hand still hurts from that. After that, I made a huge mistake. I told her about today, about you guys coming over to play Rock Band. My mom, who was of course a little drunk at the time, had a strike of inspiration and made me teach Rock Band to all of her drunk friends. We only made it through one song, Say It Ain't So, because everybody sucked, royally.