Chuck Norris Joke of the Day

Chuck Norris once bowled a 300. Without a ball. He wasn't even in a bowling alley.

Monday, November 26, 2007

Rhymes Are Fun!!

I totalky redid the 'Man From Peru' poem and made it my own. It rocks.

There once was a man from Japan,
Who had a wife named Diane,
He once sniffed a daisy,
Which made him all crazy,
And then he got hit by a van.

I told you.

Anyway, I was just skimming the Internet randomly and found the most exciting news ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Twilight movie is coming out next year on the 12th of December!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, it is far away, but it is right next ot my birthday. Now I don't have to worry about what to do next year. Along with that, I read the summary of the movie from Summit Entertainment. It was a pretty good summary, for movies anyway, until it got to the part about James, Laurent, and Victoria coming.

They don't even mention Victoria!! She probably got cut. Bad move. And they also called James and Laurent "the Cullens' mortal vampire enemies".

Chuck Norris, they put themselves in a hole there!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, Liz? I hope your feeling better. Do you still want that Star Wars CD?

1 comment:

jenny said...

There once was a man from Spain,
Who was taking a ride on a train.
He was sitting in his seat,
Got hit in the face with concrete,
And then he got shot in the brain.

=)

Megan(pssh freshman), John, Monica(pssh freshman), Jelly, Leroy, ME!!!, and EMERSON!!!!!!!!!!!

Megan(pssh freshman), John, Monica(pssh freshman), Jelly, Leroy, ME!!!, and EMERSON!!!!!!!!!!!