Chuck Norris Joke of the Day

Chuck Norris once bowled a 300. Without a ball. He wasn't even in a bowling alley.

Friday, October 26, 2007



I just found out that Cole stole my iPod Wednesday and I JUST got it back. What a turd-monkey. He was asleep when I stormed up to his room last night, but he won't get out of this that easily.

It is his falt he got his iPod stolen from school, not me. He didn't even ask to. Tisk Tisk.

Right after you read this, go play Agressive Alpine Skiing!!! It's agressivly fun!!

6 comments:

jenny said...

SNACK ATTACKER MOTHERF*CKER.

and i shall play agressive alpine skiing only for the heavy techno beat song.

jenny said...

well, that is amusing that i put 'attacker' instead of 'attack'.

lianemillz said...

yes i agree with Angelica.

liz said...

we've been trying to convince Mr. Turner to let us play it in class.

MUST TRY HARDER!

jenny said...

Muahaha. Our class left an aggressive alpine skiing legacy!

Lady Murray said...

That's going to go down in the record books. At least it wasn't 'Ma Ballz.' (shudders)

Megan(pssh freshman), John, Monica(pssh freshman), Jelly, Leroy, ME!!!, and EMERSON!!!!!!!!!!!

Megan(pssh freshman), John, Monica(pssh freshman), Jelly, Leroy, ME!!!, and EMERSON!!!!!!!!!!!