I was on fanfiction.net today and I came across one of the most bizarre and ridiculously funny Twilight parody ever, and I am serious.
It's called Vampire Idol by Holli-Loves-Edward. It starts getting good in Chapter 2, when Edward gets angry at Esme about his Clay Aiken shirt and yells,"Shut up Mom! I hate you! You smell like french fry grease!" Now does that sound hilarious or what?
They all get agent names, Roselie has a shotgun, Emmett and Edward play cowboy, Mike Newton dresses up as a ninja, and Jacob becomes Emmett's pet puppy. There is a lot more craziness and I couldn't stop laughing.
My favortie part is Edward's happy dance. Here is the link. You have to read it slow to catch all the randomness.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3498985/1/Vampire_Idol
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A ninja; now that's what I'm talking about.
this sounds hilarious, i'm definitely going to read it.
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