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Monday, June 18, 2007

Place Your Bets!

Ah, gambling, one of the finest sins in America.
It feeds our craving to know that we are better than others.
We here at the Murray Report cherish this fact and have composed this little bet for all of you.


Many of you may think that Mr. Richmond is an intellectual English teacher,
others think he is a pathetic excuse of a life-form.
Well, paganism apparently is the only test to prove intelligence.
Screw you IQ Test!
PLEASE PLACE VOTES ON WHETHER OR NOT MR. RICHMOND KNOWS ABOUT PAGANISM OR NOT.
I would appreciate the participation.
Poll closes on July 1st, so make up your mind already!

7 comments:

Lady Murray said...

I asked Mr. Ted Stevenson and he says, "Everyone know what paganism is."

For: 1
Against: 0

Lady Murray said...

Murray believes that Mr. Richmond knows what paganism is.

Duh, he is an English teacher. He should know.

Murray has spoken.

jenny said...

HE DOESN'T.

Rio has spoken.

angelica said...

thanks jenny. i love you. murray, not so much. okay, jk. i love you too, but ur wrong.

jelly has spoken. And THAT my friends, is the end of THAT.

lianemillz said...

um...Murray?
WHY would you EVER think that he know what paganism is?!?!?!?
&&&&
he IS a pathetic excuse of a life-form!!!!

Lady Murray said...

I asked my mom, and after heavy persuation(sp?) about how this blog is my lfe, HA HA, she finally said, and I quote,

"He Probably Does."

This is getting close.

Lady Murray said...

Miranda thinks he doesn't know what paganism is.

Megan(pssh freshman), John, Monica(pssh freshman), Jelly, Leroy, ME!!!, and EMERSON!!!!!!!!!!!

Megan(pssh freshman), John, Monica(pssh freshman), Jelly, Leroy, ME!!!, and EMERSON!!!!!!!!!!!